Anonymous said: well I have to say you look great for your age

I hope so. I didn’t strike a deal with the devil for nothing Anonymoose!! I’m so damn down with the kids that I can fool everyone.

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Anonymous said: hey how old are you? i sort of assumed you were still at sixthform college but obviously not

I’m 142 years old. I love school so much that I have millions of degrees and qualifications.

21 hours ago






"noot noot" factiod actually just statistical error. nice legs daisy dukes makes ah yes, the scalene triangle. it’s a metaphor. you put the outlier between your teeth but you very bark much meme

not all 9000 barrel rolls

but if those metaphors are so accepting, why is it that i, from bird school,

with equius


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